A joke about how Bulgarians historically fail to stay In Inferno
A mediaeval Bulgarian, who happened to be a Bogomil, died and headed straight to Inferno, as he had never thought of himself as sinless and good enough. They didn't expect him, but let him look around to see if he would like to spend his eternity there. And the Bulgarian decided to go back to life.
"It would be a terribly boring eternity, as the only person here is Judah. Moreover, the only deadly sin and reason to be here is suicide. I'm not a suicide, so that's not the right place for me."
During the Ottoman yoke, an ordinary Bulgarian also headed straight to Inferno after his death. Again, he was allowed to look around and decide if he would stay. "No, I couldn't survive without my oxes, my donkey and my cornfield", he said and went back to life.
The reason of the Bulgarian from the Third Bulgarian Tsardom for leaving nferno was that his brothers in Macedonia and Thrace were left out of its borders and suffered. "I'll go back to life and fight for their liberation", he stated.
The Bulgarian of "the real socialism" times headed back to life because in Inferno, he found neither Macedonian Bulgarians, nor Russians. The latter were all atheists and materialists.
A today's Bulgarian also left Inferno: "Because there were a lot of Macedonians who didn't allow me "to occupy their historical lands."
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